THE WHY MEMORIAL (the Old Barbed "Why Here"?) If you want to find the Butcher, I know where he is, I know where he is, Oh I know where he is If you want to find the Butcher, I know where he is, his name it is written in the stone. I saw it, I saw it, His name it is written in the stone I saw it, name it is is written in the stone. If you want to find the Baker, I know where he is, I know where he is, Oh I know where he is If you want to find the Baker, I know where he is, he died with a bullet all alone. I saw it, I saw it, He died with a bullet all alone I saw it, died with a bullet all alone. If you want to find the Candlestick maker, I know where he is, I know where he is, Oh I know where he is If you want to find the Candlestick maker, I know where he is, his flame it no longer burns. I saw it I saw it, His flame it no longer burns I saw it, flame it no longer burns. If you want to find their Grandsons, I know where they are, I know where they are, Oh I know where they are If you want to find their Grandsons, I know where they are, they're leaving all their litter here. I saw them I saw them, leaving all their litter here I saw them leaving all their litter here. The tune is from "the Old Barbed Wire" though the scansion of candlestick maker needs thought. It has to be him though. © Cresby June 1998 http://cresby.com This was a project set in a songwriting workshop. The inspiration was devised by Sandra Kerr who had just spent half an hour in a memorial garden preparing mentally for the task of running a workshop. The memorial was in the form a of a garden featuring a stone cross, on whos horizontal members were perched an empty crisp bag, a Coke can and sundry other discards. What, Sandra asked, was the direction of our inspiration? I quickly canvassed opinion for a colaborative effort. No one seemed interested in a shared experience which I reasoned was the quickest route for the 15 minutes we had. Perhaps piqued by the rejection, stunned into action I got inspiration and the formulaic nature of the song allowed me to finish it with time to spare. No one else managed more than a verse. Sometimes a problem shared is a problem halved. Sometimes irritation is a better spur. I was pleased with the result, the swiftness of its birth takes nothing from its message or its worth.