Penguin
Oh to be a penguin,
And sail the seven seas
In search of traction engines
To extract ones aural fleas.
Oh to be a penguin
And navigate the skies
Oh to be a penguin
And stroll among the stars
With an aggravated tendon
And ones head inside a vase.
 
Oh, to be a penguin
Is a miserable lot,
Which is why Im recommending
You be pleased with what youve got.